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i am 34 years old and i eat blue cheese 24/7 i really like mickey mouse :) :) i live inn chinatown. i love china. i was born in a small village in the Himalayas called tua ping. my grannny is very good at doing back flips and is part of team GB for the olympics you will know me if you see me because i have a huge nose and droopy ears. i am also completely bald. i spend a fortune on hair gel. you will also be able to tell it is me because i will have a hole in my left sock around where my left big toe is. i will also have my pet frog on a lead with me. my favourite football player is troy deeney and i support chesterfield united. i am known for accidentaly doing a whopper fart whilst speaking to the Queen. her crown fell off and she fainted because of the methane gas. i am also known for driving a V12 granny scooter up mount everest. my dad is a skinny wrestler that is nuts. he loves india and supports donny rovers. eating blue cheese all the time is so nice because you feel cheesy.

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